Wednesday, August 24, 2011

You SO BIG.






Kentucky is fat. Within Lexington we are proud to host the most sedentary population in America. So with that....we encounter the issue of the obese. Going to a bar to meet people my age, there are the glamorous people, then there are some people who sit in the couches, weighing over 400 lbs. Guess who wants to be sweet on me? The same people who sweat opening a can of beer. (bottles are too much work). Why is this place so fat...is it the fried food? The love of sugary sodas? The easy access to disability by feigning ADD? My thoughts? Southern food tastes too good. That's it...we're fat. good night



1 comment:

  1. I am trying to be less fat, trying to make Lexington look better! LOL

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